(Source: meiringens, via faceted-nerd)

singingwiththebirdsandbees:

metrokudu:

As a British person I can safely say that if you came towards me with that grammatical abomination I would ask that you kept them on and stayed a good distance away from me.

^^ oh my god

singingwiththebirdsandbees:

metrokudu:

As a British person I can safely say that if you came towards me with that grammatical abomination I would ask that you kept them on and stayed a good distance away from me.

^^ oh my god

(Source: rumour, via mygiftismycurse)

(Source: spookydad, via o-k-e)

(Source: lskywalkers, via scifimommy)

chilloutdickwad:

icavein:

Fuck yeah Gary.

Gary Lineker scored a hat trick for Barcelona against Real Madrid and for that I forgive him a lifetime of terrible puns and aimless statistics.

chilloutdickwad:

icavein:

Fuck yeah Gary.

Gary Lineker scored a hat trick for Barcelona against Real Madrid and for that I forgive him a lifetime of terrible puns and aimless statistics.

(Source: iraffiruse, via question-sleep)

This hasn’t just been a random spam of some girl

This is my girlfriend, Orla.

No, seriously, it is.

What do you mean you don’t believe I could get someone that gorgeous?
Well, here’s proof.

 

Yeah, bitches.

fivestardickhead:

celebratory hula hoops, I am back on Twitter, @Orlalaaa!!!!!!!!!

fivestardickhead:

celebratory hula hoops, I am back on Twitter, @Orlalaaa!!!!!!!!!

Forgot about this

fivestardickhead: